Dangerously Scene!

I like making up that kind of stuff and sayings too. One of my fave rubyisms is ‘That’s a horse of a different cock size’ and also ‘x person shit a load so yellow bricks and went off to see The Wizard.’ Feel free to steal em if you like em <3

That pretty much goes for ALL Nirvana music. Easy shitty music. Every song is either one finger on two-three strings or the exact same four bar chords straight in succession. I have been quoted as saying “The best thing to ever come out of Kurt was the buckshot they pulled from his skull.”

As to the phenomenon of the guitar guy always playing “Good Riddance” by Greenday, there are two reasons behind this:

1) It’s an emotional tearjerker, making the ladies think you’re sensitive and deep.(gag)
2) It’s really damn easy to play and sing at the same time.

Same two rules go for “Wonderwall” by Oasis. I’m pretty sure both of these are mandatory.

The only parties that my guitar are at are the ones held at my apartment. That said, it only gets pulled out if someone asks me to play. Even then, I refuse to stick to the mindless and easy. I’d rather break out the classics or perhaps string together some blues riffs… and often end up passing off the guitar before long anyway cause a lot of my friends also play. This is the proper way to guitar-up the party. Make it so it’s not about one guy trying to sleep with your girlfriend and more about letting everyone have a little more fun.